Everything you hate

Conditions: 40 deg F | Breezy | Partly cloudy

PAX: Blindspot, Dunphy, Frizzle, JV, Manti, Pipeline, Zebra

Q: Pipeline

Pipeline tried to convince everyone to fartsack with warnings of burpees and stairs, but you can’t keep a good man down. Seven Spartan PAX showed up to take the worst Salem Stadium could throw at them, and all lived to tell the tale.

Warmup: Capri Lap (thanks, JV; everyone else, read the Exicon) around the field while Dunphy and JV adjusted their bedroom slippers. Then the Burpee Death March: Indian Run, but the lead runner peels off to do 5 burpees, then rejoins the line at the 6 and calls out the same. The new lead runner then peels off for his 5 burpees; repeat until all PAX have done two sets of 5 burpees each.

The Thang: Burpee Mod Tuesday. PAX paired up. One PAX did a modified burpee exercise while the other ran a flight of Salem Stadium stairs and returned. Switch and repeat until the pair have completed the set number of exercises.

Round 1: Burpee Mays Hayes. One Willie Mays Hayes followed by a burpee while the partner runs one set of stairs. Rinse and repeat until 50 completed as a pair.

Round 2: Side Straddle Burpees: A burpee, but after the merkin, complete eight plank jacks, return to squat position and jump up, while the partner runs one set of stairs. Rinse and repeat until 50 completed as a pair.

Round 3: Big Burpees: A burpee, but the merkin is hand release. Once chest is on the ground, roll over onto your 6, do one Big Boy, roll back over to your chest, complete the hand-release merkin, and jump up, while the partner runs one set of stairs. Rinse and repeat until 25 completed as a pair.

R0und 4: Burpee Humpers: A burpee, but upon returning to the squat position, do 10 monkey humpers. Repeat OYO x 15. PAX did these as one group, then ran one last set of stairs together.

Recover. Recover.

Count-o-rama.

Announcements:

Turkey Bowl on Black Friday. Sign up sheet to be posted soon. Donations of cash money may go toward a good cause.

Gear order is out on Slack. Order early. New PAX needing winter gear should order.

Keep Cat Scratch’s family in your TAP as he spends time with his mom.

COT. Name-o-rama. Blindspot took us away.

 

A fine group who pushed themselves hard today. Humbled to lead them.