Conditions: 39 deg. F | Rain
PAX: Duphy, Pipeline, Puffs, Rick James
Q: Pipeline
Warmup: YHC, Rick James and Dunphy assembled the coupons in anticipation of the Feats of Strength and the arrival of Puffs. 701 SSHs later, Puffs arrived, the PAX loaded up the coupons, and we headed for shelter from the storm under the Main St. bridge. Some more warmup exercises ensued, commencing with the 702nd SSH.
The Thang: The Feats of Strength. The Timer had to carry a total of five sandbags and two rucks from one section of the bridge to another while the PAX did a stationary exercise. If you wore a ruck on the front and back, put sandbags on your neck and shoulders and farmer carried two more, you could carry everything in one trip. But no one did, because that would have been over 200 pounds of unbalanced weight. Anyhoo, after two rounds of that, we stretched and them moved on to the Airing of Grievances.
For the Airing of Grievances, PAX either made up or told a story of their own about The Worst Thing They Ever Did to someone else, and blamed it on the PAX next to them. As punishment, the group assigned an exercise for all to do, but the guilty party had to do twice as many. Kudos to Puffs for starting us off with 20 burpees. He’s an awful person. After a few rounds of that, everyone felt terrible about themselves, so we gathered up the coupons and headed back to the cars in a break in the rain.
Announcements: 2nd F Wednesday at Big Lick. Keep Legz and family in your prayers. Pipeline forgot the Name-o-rama but managed to include the prayer. Then it was off to Sweet Donkey and Double Humpee’s men’s breakfast.
An honor and a privilege. “I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it.”