My car says its 33 degrees. Its too cold for April. WTF!
Park. No one is here. Its 5:21.
5:25 Hershel arrives
A cluster of other cars pull-in. Is that HC3? It must not really be 33. My car must be off (you know that whole 40 degree rule he has)
5:29. Turn car off. Get out. Fuck….its really 33.
Need to get warm. Want to run. Standing still terrible.
What the hell is JV doing in his trunk. 5:30:30. Still no JV. Standing. Cold. Burpee time. Everyone pleased. Still no JV. Still no JV. Still no JV.
JV peeks his head around car. Watches the burpees. Still no JV.
Finally JV posts. We run. 1 simple lap. Still cold.
Circle up. 60 SSH IC. 10 WMH IC. 30+30 Arm Circles. 30 squats IC. 30 monkey humpers.
Crane parks on the road to the upper parking lot. WTH. Brain too cold and tired to come up with a different exercise. Rationalize that we will likely only have one of us run over by crane. Acceptable loss. Continue as planned.
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Line up near baseball field/trash heap.
Leg 1. Run to road. 10 burpees. For one of us these were first burpees of day. Run back. Monkey humpers until everyone returns.
Leg 2. Run to road. 5 burpees. Run up first hill to road again. 20 merkins. Run down. 5 burpees. Run back. JackWebbs
Leg 3. Run to road. 5 burpees. Run up first hill to road again. 10 merkins. Run up wet grassy cliff. 30 squats. Run down. 10 merkins. Run down. 5 burpees. Run back. LBCs. Then Gorilla humpers….then Hershel Twerks.
Leg 4. Run to road. 5 burpees. Run up first hill to road again. 10 merkins. Run up wet grassy cliff. 15 squats. Run to bottom of last hill. 40 plank jacks. Run down. (dizzy as shit). 15 squats. Run/slide/scoot down. 10 merkins. Run down. 5 burpees. Run back. When done, either pick an exercise or find a PAX and finish with him.
Leg 5. Run to road. 5 burpees. Run up first hill to road again. 10 merkins. Run up wet grassy cliff. 15 squats. Run to bottom of last hill. 20 plank jacks. Run up. (still dizzy as shit). 50 american hammers. run down. 20 plank jacks (dizzy again). Run down. 15 squats. Run/slide/scoot down. 10 merkins. Run down. 5 burpees. Run back. When done, either pick an exercise or find a PAX and finish with him.
Done. Dead.
PAX – Dunphy, Frack, Hershel, Double Humpree, Pinky, JV, HC3
Q – Pinky
Note – hope Whipper didn’t show up at Reserve.